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captioning for this

The Comet

The comet has been in the sky this past month
A fire dragging a tail of sparks
Across your desktop or mobile device

The comet is singing, and it sounds like Predator
Music like dirt
Signaling the coming of dragons

Motes passing outward and falling in
Where do the specks of dust come from?

This event has finished

It’s just this forever now

It’s just this forever now.
In this booklet, we will call the person who has died the blood Rorshach.

Some things can’t be replaced
Remember when I woke every day disappointed to be alive?

There was a formula:
Fuck you, inevitable crash,

While Carolyn hesitates to offer a time frame for the return of Christ in the rapture,
she also said a lot of ugly things to me through my answering machine

These are some things that you need to do to prepare for the apocalypse, which will unfold:

  1. I’ve just gotta print some stickers with you.
  2. Please be a bit vague about part of the location.
  3. Parkour in every new Bond movie.

What happens when your drone escapes (flarf poem)

Your mother has been telling you not to crack your knuckles your whole life
But what happens to your body when you give up sugar
or when your drone escapes?

See what happens when a company hacks a pepper mill
to shut down gadgets at dinnertime.

What happens when a star spins too fast?
We’re planning to shoot an asteroid just to see what happens

What happens when you squeeze an empty wasp nest
Or when you crack an egg underwater?


We mixed liquid nitrogen with an iPhone 6

What happens when a girl takes Viagra in Australia
or Phentermine stops working with fast overnight shipping?
What happens when a woman takes Viagra in Taiwan?


i know how the algorithm works


i know how the algorithm works (Flarf poem)

How do I know if I have had any serious effects from bleach
How would I know if I overheated my lawn mower engine enough

Tide goes in, tide goes out.
Never a miscommunication.
You can’t explain that.

You can’t explain
Your symptoms can tell you if your breathing disorder is serious. Read to learn more.
What if we didn’t have to push so hard all the time?

Find out if you’re one of them in this quiz
Still, often you can tell from his actions without needing to confront

Impressionistic image
Six of them were coughing
I Don’t Know What it is But I Don’t Think it’s Serious
we both know perfectly well what this is about

These are the staples

Cracks are common
when a fertilized egg implants outside
I use sarcasm so much
Hospital care; Absence of four days

I wrote a bunch of letters to strangers as a volunteer letter artist
it’s been confirmed
This can be acute
lasting a week, causing no serious problems
How do you breathe?
ten things I know the real truth about

I am sorry to hear about your symptoms.
With the use of a calculator
use the equation for gravitational force
The horse meat was identified.
I’m at a complete loss as to what to do.
Inverted with Death
He does occasionally put on his old scary voice just to scare his staff

I’m at a complete loss as to what to do
I know
the doctors use this
Nearly 3% of the population is currently sick with the flu
Most head injuries are not serious
It is important that we know of the other victims involved
I am at home resting with pain medication hidden in an envelope
Let me know if you want to have a serious talk peppered with humorous movie quotes

take me serious when I’m really just joking around
when a Remora follows you for over an hour on a mile-long snorkel
You stop pretending to be interested in boring things
she probably doesn’t even know he can sing at all

I know my way around this one

i know how the algorithm works

Meat Glitch Porn

Wanting to make new, unique, images you have to come out of the internet and make real images with real bodies, but the Tumblr kids and codec glitch smearers want to make real glitch smeared bodies


Paranoiac-critical News Reading

In the news today, the coalition proposal to have ISPs block internet porn unless you opt in and a story about using stem cell research to help restore blind people’s sight.

In the news summary at the top of BBC news the stem cell story was illustrated by one of the mice presumably used in the research. Blind mice.

The symbolism of Three Blind Mice obviously includes reference to castration.

Also, a pregnant royal went into labour.

Taking all of this together, the message I got from BBC News this evening is that internet porn is mainly about pædophilia and anyone who opts in to porn should be castrated.

La lah again

I was in the art room during a print making lesson, supporting the hyperactive child, when the teacher waved a box of something past us, I forget what.

On the cover of the box was a drawing of a rabbit.

The hyperactive child said something like “a rabbit, I like rabbits” and the teacher started to behave like he was hallucinating and accused him of smoking “funny cigarettes”. There was clearly a rabbit, but the teacher couldn’t see it for some reason.

The kid started talking about how he used to have a rabbit. A big one. It had been called La-La… This freaked me out.

Remember this?

AAS had been visited and guided by a tall rabbit pookah called La la rabbit during The Family.


Just a weird coincidence, right?

i want to kiss you in farsi

I have read the Dharmapada and I still want to kiss you.

remember the blink of an eye when we breathed together?

Every time you scream at me I wanna kiss you
Only yesterday I swore I would leave but now nothing

I want to kiss distance into extinction
and steal lines about kissing you from other people’s poems
I will use the word love like a noun for you
and kiss you through the water-boarding

Are You a Human?
I want to kiss you in situations that make us both awkward
I want to kiss all of your open tabs
i want to kiss you in farsi
I want to make wallpapers of celebrities I see you being all about

Do you remember when we put your flat mate’s bread in the oven?
How about that day you fell out of my window?
Nothing mattered then and nothing matters now

i want to stay up and have ‘the conversation’ with you
I want you to kiss me at midnight on new years eve again

Sometimes I remember there are mountains in the sea

Everyone is Jesus in Purgatory

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