What happens when your drone escapes (flarf poem)

Your mother has been telling you not to crack your knuckles your whole life
But what happens to your body when you give up sugar
or when your drone escapes?

See what happens when a company hacks a pepper mill
to shut down gadgets at dinnertime.

What happens when a star spins too fast?
We’re planning to shoot an asteroid just to see what happens

What happens when you squeeze an empty wasp nest
Or when you crack an egg underwater?

HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED WHEN MILEY CYRUS TROLLED US…

We mixed liquid nitrogen with an iPhone 6

What happens when a girl takes Viagra in Australia
or Phentermine stops working with fast overnight shipping?
What happens when a woman takes Viagra in Taiwan?